June 2013
May 2013
i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
Have yall ever had a girl talk your erection away
>”ewwww do girls really do that?!”
>”promise me you’re not gonna tell anyone”
>”i’m not like these other girls”
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com
i lost a bunch of weight by eating once a day (which is bad do not do it you will feel like shit) and riding my bike around campus and walking my dog all the time lol gtfo
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
